Crisis On the Leash!!!!!

Recently there was a protest on city hall that consisted of over 100 high school students and faculty protesting against the recent budget cuts to the department of education...... Now I'm kind of unsure of how in the world did this cut affect my school. Everything seems to be normal, but recently something suspicious has been going on in my school during lunch.... this act has been going on for about three weeks and after being served dry tator totts and french fries with no ketchup the demand for ketchup has increased.... every student is now in a hunt for ketchup.... where did my school lunch ketchup go and how come we aren't getting anymore??? Is it because of the budget cuts or is it because they just don't want to give us ketchup... we don't know but all we know is that if its because the budget cuts how dare you America, take away my schools ketchup I'm hungry and i want ketchup on my french fries because there too dry... its an addiction now and everyone in my school has this insane crave for ketchup..... what do we want? Ketchup when do we want it? NOW!!!!